funny funny log in sign up subreddits search sidebar comments other discussions (3) 4chan names the new Mountain Dew(dubthedew.com) 1814 points1815 submitted 5 years ago by Bramzigramz Share Report top 200 commentsshow 500 best top new controversial old random q&a live (beta) randazza 401 points 5 years ago When will companies learn that the internet isn't a good tool to name new products? Bieber concert in North Korea Twilight Eclipse - best movie of the year on Rotten Tomatoes 2010 Pitbull to Kodiak, Alaska iSnack 2.0 - the new Vegemite eventually changed to Cheesybite among countless others. EDIT: formatting --- abw 191 points 5 years ago When will companies learn that the internet isn't a good tool to name new products? On the other hand, the Internet is very good at naming cetaceans. --- auraslip 30 points 5 years ago Oh, how the hippies raged at that one... --- Masamune_X 123 points 5 years ago http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/austin-residents-point-fred-durst-waste-management-2753826.html My favorite example of poll trolling. --- deleted 97 points 5 years ago I liked when the Republicans had that website to make suggestions about the direction of the country. One persistent idea for fixing the economy was MINE MORE VESPENE GAS. --- RNCMD 9 points 5 years ago How else you going to tech up? --- what_the_actual_luck 71 points 5 years ago Bieber concert in North Korea wat --- Fgame 239 points 5 years ago TL;DR -He had a poll to see where his fans wanted him to go next on tour, 4chan floods it with North Korea, PR says fuck no, Beiber is now racist against Koreans, Kim Jong Il wants to assassinate him but now Kim Jong Un would be satisfied with him baking him some sweetrolls. --- StupidButSerious 128 points 5 years ago So wait, did he go to NK? --- Fgame 145 points 5 years ago Relevant username. --- randazza 21 points 5 years ago I remember 4chan pushed this through on some competition quite a number of years ago when Bieber first started out commercially. Unfortunately, it never occurred --- peon47 539 points 5 years ago The offensive ones are great, but my hat goes off to the people who suggested "Soda" and "Coke" Also, currently at #77: A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAW --- JohnsAwesome 210 points211 5 years ago I lost it when I saw "Pepsi." --- QwertyYouEyeOp 204 points205 5 years ago I hope you find it :( --- BabbaFeli 7 points 5 years ago Never Gunna Give You Upple".. --- PandaPogo 163 points 5 years ago They don't think it be like it is but it Dew' submitted. --- MCJeeba 9 points 5 years ago I love you. --- deleted 662 points 5 years ago deleted --- manlytittysprinkles 72 points 5 years ago good on ya! --- deleted 920 points 5 years ago The site seems to be a bit unstable. Here is a screenshot of it. --- deleted 333 points 5 years ago Thank you, on behalf of all of us that were late to the party. --- Wash_Georgington[🍰 128 points 5 years ago Gotta wash down that Appheil Fuhrer with a cool can of Poland Invasion. --- Amarowar 10 points 5 years ago Your fucked now kid has a nice ring to it --- PhallogicalScholar 92 points 5 years ago Coke --- stillnotking 973 points 5 years ago I'm not a professional marketer, but this may hurt their sales in Israel. --- deleted 736 points 5 years ago deleted --- Spekingur 361 points 5 years ago That's only because it would be confused with mountain jew - which is meant as an insult to someone's knowledge. --- BuckeyeBentley 143 points 5 years ago Is that like their version of calling someone a hillbilly? --- Saerain 9 points 5 years ago Mountain Jews --- >>continue this thread brummm[🍰 49 points 5 years ago There are a couple of mountain jews in Isreal. --- halflifedarkness 265 points 5 years ago That is correct :( --- GuyTheTerrible 243 points 5 years ago So about five minutes ago someone hacked the site to add text at the top: http://i.imgur.com/ZtVzL.png Yeah, I wouldn't count on those Israeli sales --- wolfvision 126 points 5 years ago It's not like it says "Hitler did something right". They'll probably get over it --- jaytorade 935 points 5 years ago Nothing like an ice cold bottle of Diabeetus on a hot day! --- NotQuiteOnTopic 465 points 5 years ago I voted Diabeetus. --- igotwaaaybaked 349 points 5 years ago I voted Fapple. --- deleted 353 points 5 years ago deleted --- GrannyBacon81 170 points 5 years ago I don't know I'm kinda digging Soda. --- >>continue this thread bad_form 150 points 5 years ago DEWABEETUS --- FesterCluck 763 points 5 years ago Too much fun, you'd think companies would just expect this shit by now. --- Bob105 725 points 5 years ago Just wait. Sooner or later, one company will just say "Fuck it, print it.". And people will freak. Then, I bet their sales will spike. --- spookyvision 499 points 5 years ago Pril, a dishwashing soap company, did that in Germany, but only in a very limited edition :( --- SemFi 55 points 5 years ago I have one of those --- StupidButSerious 9 points 5 years ago How successful was it? --- spookyvision 16 points 5 years ago sold out quickly, but as TehFence said ... only a few were produced --- >>continue this thread TehFence 12 points 5 years ago They only produced a couple of hundred. --- >>continue this thread eskhyo 292 points 5 years ago A body soap was printed like this in Norway after a 4chan effort. :-) http://gfx.nrk.no/Oxenq5OE87ElmLCc3kxnfgR5IiQmiP1NK64XXRHKXsOg.jpg --- deleted 70 points 5 years ago Please tell me how. --- Vikingrage 271 points 5 years ago They had a competition with online voting on the next "lano kid" (lano being a soap). He, the kid above, got a hellish lot of votes after some 4chan publicity, or so I think. It got in the media since Lano tried to cut the kid out but then came the outcry from the mother and other people thinking the kid is beautiful and that it's discriminatory towards handicapped children or some bullshit. Pressure on company: Voila=kid on bottle. --- >>continue this thread Tfish 912 points 5 years ago I don't even drink soda, but I swear on my life if they released a mountain dew called "Hitler did nothing wrong" I will go drop $150 on some as soon as it's in stores. --- deleted 382 points 5 years ago The cashier will hate you. --- JohhnyDamage 534 points 5 years ago Unless, you know, they're a Nazi. --- >>continue this thread Questions-Answered 101 points 5 years ago Can't just scan one and multiply? --- >>continue this thread zobbyblob 45 points 5 years ago Nah, he's paying for the people behind him also. --- >>continue this thread The_Adventurist 81 points 5 years ago Yeah, but the media will have a field day and basically drum up as much outrage as possible because it's easier than covering actual news. It's a silly, shallow contest, throwing Hitler into the mix heightens the frivolity to an outrageous degree, thus making it a really funny joke. There are many people who don't see that degree of insight into it and think, "heeeyyy, are they saying Hitler was cool? why, I don't think he was a cool guy! I'm outraged!!! boycott all mountain dew products forever!!" That's why they always have to pander to the people who don't understand when something is a joke. --- Bronkic 95 points 5 years ago The German dishwasher company Pril once made a contest like this. This design won and actually had to be sold for a short time. At first they bitched about it and got a bit of media attention and then it was sold out almost immediately. (Ragefaces were still kinda funny back then.) --- HappyVlane 62 points 5 years ago They do, which is why they are allowed to disqualify one, or several of the suggestions. --- EggyLv999 107 points 5 years ago They have to pick in the top 10. "Gushing granny" sounds pretty good too, even if we can't have "Hitler did nothing wrong". --- StealthGhost 147 points 5 years ago I'm sure Tempest will magically be in the top10 Fapple's not that bad, only kids would get the joke and the outrage would be the least of all of them I think --- an_enigma 119 points120 5 years ago Under no circumstances can we allow Tempest to go to the top 10, it is too tame, too unoffensive. Heck, it is even a marketable name. --- >>continue this thread THE_CENTURION 42 points 5 years ago This is the only reason I miss browsing /b/. Last one of these I did, we voted on some NASCAR car design, it ended up with Trollfaces and Anon things, and swear words and such all over it. I don't know if they ever followed through on making it though... --- deleted 398 points 5 years ago http://i.imgur.com/vsNNh.png Oh god, they can't have... a href="/vote-for-my-name/2555/">

Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!

Yep, zero input validation. Most basic web application security imaginable. Seeing things like this makes me feel really self-confident about my programming skills. --- deleted 91 points92 5 years ago And it rickrolls you. Wtf. I'm dying --- deleted 16 points 5 years ago you might want to see a doctor. --- deleted 108 points 5 years ago deleted --- deleted 51 points 5 years ago deleted --- yonkeltron 59 points 5 years ago Oh, little Bobbie Tables... --- greenguy1090 14 points 5 years ago Why would we want to destroy this list of awesome? --- CandleJakk 1091 points 5 years ago Started to lose it at 'Fapple'. Completely lost in when I came across 'NIGGA HITLA QU1CK5C0P3'. --- Essar 1051 points 5 years ago I quite liked the simplicity of 'Pepsi'. --- Magzter 474 points475 5 years ago Then you probably love 'soda'. --- eifersucht12a 614 points615 5 years ago I know I could go for a refreshing can of "Drink" --- Mr_A 458 points 5 years ago Methamphetagreen" --- >>continue this thread Famousoriginalme 32 points 5 years ago Take the taste challenge. Drink versus Drank. --- VolatileAgent 7 points 5 years ago Potato" is my current favorite. Mt. Dew Potato has a nice sound to it... --- A_Piece_of_Pie 205 points 5 years ago Just imagine the marketing for that one. --- wolfvision 315 points316 5 years ago An annoying dubstep ad with a guy holding a sniper rifle with bottles of soda taped to his body spinning in circles --- vteckickedin 87 points 5 years ago Someone hire this man! --- wolfvision 134 points 5 years ago Please do, I'm broke --- >>continue this thread DeathToPennies 90 points 5 years ago They wouldn't have to. They'd instantly be sold with the 12 year olds on X-Box Live. --- Chanz 143 points 5 years ago They really should have tried to be more subtle with the naming and they might have actually gotten a name through. Now, Mountain Dew is just going to shut this down. --- UncleDuster 363 points 5 years ago For 4chan, this is subtle.. --- Chanz 136 points 5 years ago No it's not. Their messing with online polls has always been subtle as to not attract attention until after the vote is over. For instance: http://techcrunch.com/2009/04/21/4chan-takes-over-the-time-100/ --- youngchul 146 points 5 years ago This was also pretty subtle in the danish McDonald's make your own burger competition. --- >>continue this thread XavierMendel 42 points 5 years ago The article is accurate, but those comments are ridiculous. 4chan member here. We did it for teh lulz!" Wat. Still, I shit truckloads of bricks whenever that event happened. Moot decreased the world supply of the stuff following the inhumane massacre of that poor toilet. --- starmartyr 182 points 5 years ago When I was a kid they said the internet would change the world in ways we couldn't possibly imagine. Today I discovered how right they were. --- ShelisJenkins 1154 points 5 years ago I can just see it now. "Gotta run to the store to pick up some 'hitler did nothing wrong'" oh the joys of the interweb.. --- antibread 199 points 5 years ago Screenshot cuz it's down: http://i.imgur.com/5OVbv.jpg --- LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 117 points 5 years ago As long as "Tempest" is still in the top ten, there is nothing to celebrate. That will be the one they pick. --- markandspark 18 points 5 years ago You can tell that's the backup one if the people don't vote for an appropriate one, even though that won't have any votes. --- TheAtomicPlayboy 1473 points 5 years ago http://i.imgur.com/zFjL9.jpg --- evoken1 657 points 5 years ago KILL ALL ZE DEWS --- xenoph2 1027 points 5 years ago For posteriority's sake, before the dews take it down --- trannyfan 464 points 5 years ago Oh god, it's so much better now. Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!" http://i.imgur.com/yz7m6.jpg --- >>continue this thread deleted 106 points 5 years ago deleted --- >>continue this thread funkyfox 48 points 5 years ago Thanks. It's gone already. --- >>continue this thread deleted 97 points 5 years ago I voted for hitler while I still could. This is going down in internet history. --- >>continue this thread Avohaj 55 points 5 years ago http://i.imgur.com/fli77.jpg --- FlappyTheNarwhal 474 points 5 years ago FOR THE LAST FUCKIN TIME MOM, WHERE DID YOU PUT THE GUSHING GRANNY" edit: thanks, stonercoldpineapple for spotting my goof. --- awh 35 points 5 years ago OJ, Purple stuff, Sunny Delight... Gushing Granny! All right, Gushing G! --- rempek 404 points 5 years ago I read it in his voice --- SassycatMclane 192 points 5 years ago Walt Jr. can't have breakfast without a gushing granny --- Pattang 76 points 5 years ago Bacon and gushing granny. Breakfast of champions --- >>continue this thread dyszka4u 141 points 5 years ago I s-swear to G-GOD. --- Atario 24 points 5 years ago Who? --- daemon14 65 points 5 years ago Flynn. --- >>continue this thread deleted 50 points 5 years ago Or some fapple... --- Theoritis 43 points 5 years ago Hey, do you have some Hitler did nothing wrong at your house? I'm so thirsty!" --- WalkonWalrus 79 points 5 years ago I'd just want to see that guy late for work rushing to the register of a gas station on a normal day, and hear the first words out of his mouth ordering "Hitler did nothing wrong" in that rushed, louder than normal voice. Like how you just say "10 on pump 12", or "a pack of marble lights" "Hitler did nothing wrong" Awesome. --- twotonearmy04 93 points 5 years ago Marlboro* Sorry, bugged me. --- deleted 27 points 5 years ago deleted --- imnotwillferrell 296 points 5 years ago here is the top 150 for anyone that can't access the link 1. Hitler did nothing wrong 2. Gushing Granny 3. Fapple 4. Diabeetus 5. Gushin' Granny 6. Grannies Squirt 7. Gushing Grannies 8. Gooshing Granny 9. Fapulous Apple 10. Gushing Green Granny 11. Moist Nugget 12. Tempest 13. Sour Granny Slap 14. meany greeny 15. Granny Mist 16. What the apple did you just appleing say about me, you little apple? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I 17. 9GAG meme drink 18. Soda 19. Applejack 20. Sierra Mist 21. HITLER IS MY HOMEBOY 22. Jews did 9/11 23. Hitler was a cool guy 24. 4chan 25. Granny Gooch 26. Gushin' Grannies 27. Coke 28. Hitler Was a Sensitive Man 29. Granny Goop 30. Granny Gusher 31. Fuhrer Juice 32. OP is a Tranny Granny 33. Granny's Gushing Apple 34. DickButt 35. Green Dewlicious 36. Grandma Hitlers Apple Sack 37. mein fuhrer's fapjuice 38. Adolf Niggur 39. Gooshing Granny 40. Green Creamin' Grannies 41. Nuka-Cola 42. Atomic Apple 43. Granny's Moist 44. Pepsi 45. GrannyDew 46. Jews Did September 11th 47. ur fuct now kid 48. mtn jew 49. Free Holmes 50. analissa_cruz@yahoo.com 51. Green Granny Squirt 52. HIV Juice 53. Cumsplosion 54. ILYKE TEH COOCK 55. Hyperspeed John McCain 56. Rat Pee 57. Nigga Hitla Qu1ck5c0p3 58. GUSHING GRANDMAS 59. Never Gunna Give You Upple 60. Sex 61. Sour Shock 62. Vaginal Secreations 63. Jolt 64. orange jews 65. Granny's Green Pucker 66. FaggetDew 67. Potato 68. Apple Residew 69. Methamphetagreen 70. Quantum 71. Sour Puss 72. Hard Core Granny 73. I MET MITTENS ON CRAIGSLIST 74. Granny's Soda Pop 75. WHITE POWER 76. A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAW 77. Smells Like Summer 78. Soylent Green 79. We Green Apple Now 80. Dish Dewtergent 81. Dylan. 82. Green Granny 83. Mudkip Pee 84. Dat app 85. The Game 86. Grannies Gushin Goosh 87. Chlorophyll 88. Granny's Sweet Surprise 89. How do you like THEM apples 90. Video Games 91. ALIEN WANG ON FIRE 92. Marblecake also the game 93. Rodney Knott is a feg 94. apple blast 95. Hulk's Filthy Residue 96. Goat Semen 97. SS 88 98. Crystal Meth 99. jade jealousy 100. apple blast fusion 101. Appleachian 102. Appledash 103. Dewtwo 104. Cee lo green 105. Green Flash 106. unripe 107. crisp 108. Apple Rappel 109. an onion 110. green apple blast 111. sour explosion 112. apple explosion 113. Go 114. Hulk Smash 115. Burn all the Juice 116. Granny Fanny! 117. MTN DWAPPLE 118. Russel's Tears 119. Team Chase Buist 120. Venom 121. WE'VE RUN OUT OF COLORS 122. Dead Puppies 123. Green mean machine 124. Splat 125. concussion 126. Cool Drink Name's 127. Dat Apple 128. Satanic Grapes 129. Liquid Swag 130. 1up 131. Apple-ation 132. Blargenstoof 133. deathgron 134. Grannapple 135. Anal Prolapse Surprise 136. Cold Apple 137. DoubleDew 138. Kryptonite 139. May contain traces of sea men! 140. Princess Zelda's Butt-Scrimp 141. The Greenmile: Ain't No Mouse Circus Edition 142. Alpine Apple 143. goatmilk apple 144. Green Envy 145. Sandusky Fruit Juice 146. sour nanny slap 147. Apple JACKED 148. Diaper 149. Gayboi Waterhorse 150. Saggy Apples --- Homelesscrunch 71 points 5 years ago Dat email address --- Errday_Im_Hylian 19 points 5 years ago The simplicity of "an onion". I love it. --- Strug-ga-ling 685 points 5 years ago WHAT THE APPLE DID YOU JUST APPLEING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE APPLE? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I I voted for this one. --- TheSoup07 228 points 5 years ago jimmy rustlington --- wolfvision 196 points 5 years ago I'M INVOLVED IN GORILLA WARFARE OPERATIONS. This is me training --- XavierMendel 52 points 5 years ago And it was the greatest battle of all time. --- fumar 11 points 5 years ago I would pay a lot of money to see of a full feature movie of gorillas fighting with lightsabers. --- Magzter 40 points 5 years ago No length limit on name entries. Amateur dev mistake. --- GSJacket 210 points 5 years ago In all honesty, I would drink the shit out 'Moist Nugget'. --- DESTROYallSPIDERS 140 points 5 years ago I would like a nice cold glass of 'Dickbutt' --- TheDroopy 89 points90 5 years ago Adolf Niggur" has sort of a refreshing ring to it. --- deleted 210 points 5 years ago First thought: "you'd think they'd have learned by now" which lead to "oh, they did learn, that's why they get free advertising of their products to their target market." --- Likes2PaintShit 316 points317 5 years ago Guys... cancernigger does have a point --- deleted 44 points45 5 years ago cancernigger...what a great name for a soft drink! --- TaintedSquirrel 196 points 5 years ago I swear to god 4chan could cure cancer if they just took 5 minutes and focused their effort. --- sgtsalsa 51 points 5 years ago It's not like they haven't had the opportunity, it's all they complain about on their boards. --- CANADIANxPUNKx 8 points 5 years ago yea but its funnier when people when people dont get enough likes on facebook. --- ManicXpressive 7 points 5 years ago Probably, but at minute 6 they would reengineer the cure with a secret side effect that would cause people to grow an anus on their forehead. --- acearchie 51 points 5 years ago Whilst it's all funny and stuff there is a nice little clause in the T&Cs that saves Mountain Dew: Finalists will be a combination of name submissions with the highest number of recorded votes on DubTheDew.com and names selected by the Sponsors." I doubt a sponsor is going to appreciate a "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" --- I_MAKE_USERNAMES 15 points 5 years ago Maybe the sponsor will be Volkswagon! --- Meades_Loves_Memes 203 points 5 years ago They'll probably pick the most voted one that isn't blatantly a joke. They will probably pick Fapple, not nowing what fap means. I can't wait for the new Mountain Dew to be named Fapple. --- gizza 59 points 5 years ago I think you'd get to 1000 odd before you found one. --- deleted 6 points 5 years ago Tempest was about number 4 an hour ago, it needs to go. --- deleted 119 points 5 years ago removed --- rwheeler720 29 points 5 years ago We should all email her and find out. --- 8_train 111 points 5 years ago Screenshot --- nvwls300 142 points 5 years ago Oh man, this shit gave me a great laugh! I wish 4chan the best of luck in this and all similar endeavors. --- James-VZ 75 points 5 years ago Which sick fucks keep upvoting Tempest? That shit goes too far, people...TOO FAR. --- Ahil 79 points 5 years ago That would be their IT department adjusting the votes. Tempest will eventually win out with the magical admin votes. --- snickety_lickets 135 points 5 years ago Awww it's broken :( --- deleted 187 points 5 years ago http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8oro7dfqg1qel4cm.jpg --- Alqazar 65 points 5 years ago You are. --- FreakshowThom 322 points 5 years ago Mountain Douche? I don't see it. Suggesting it now. Vow for it! --- TheAtomicPlayboy 349 points 5 years ago Vow for it! I dew. --- Strug-ga-ling 146 points 5 years ago http://i.imgur.com/3hAbO.gif --- deleted 274 points 5 years ago deleted --- jambony 179 points 5 years ago When you lose something you can't replace! Oh shit....wait...whoops --- wolfvision 39 points 5 years ago As soon as I read it the instrumentals kicked in then I read this comment in perfect timing for it to align perfectly in my brain --- shadowsalmon 35 points 5 years ago Mtn. Jew did it for me. --- IgnatiousReilly 25 points 5 years ago No more Rickroll or scrolling 9/11 comment. Hitler and all the gushing granny names are gone now. Screenshot, 7:28 EDT. --- deleted 71 points 5 years ago What? Oh my god 4chan, you beasts. Does anyone else see the scrolling banner? EDIT: It said/says "Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!" --- on_the_redpill 75 points 5 years ago I truthfully don't understand how 4chan even organizes enough to pull off stuff like this. As far as I've ever been able to tell, that website is just a clusterfuck of unsortable information. Maybe I need a tutorial or something? --- IveGotTheBends 22 points23 5 years ago All I see is cocks and furries. And requests for x-rays. --- deleted 88 points 5 years ago deleted --- deleted 77 points 5 years ago deleted --- nermid 10 points 5 years ago The main difference Redditors need to know is that it sorts threads by when the thread's most recent post was, so things that are commented on the most stay on the front page (they are "bumped" to the front of the line when somebody posts). You view in one of two modes: Topic Creation mode, where you see all the current threads on your chosen board, and the box at the top is for making a new thread -- like the front page of a subreddit Reply mode, where you see all the current posts on a single thread, and the box at the top is for replying to that thread -- like the comments page of a Reddit thread They organize by having assloads of users, so if even 1% of people on /b/ decide to play along, they overwhelm the enemy. It's Swarm Tactics. The Zerg have nothing on 4Chan. Also, there are no upvotes, and the closes thing to a downvote is sage, which just means your particular post won't bump the thread. It is almost never worth the time or effort to sage. It's confusing for a few days, but then you start chuckling at "newfags" and acting like Cipher from the Matrix (I don't even see the NSFW boards anymore. I just see /tg/, /co/, /lit/...) --- zephyy 47 points 5 years ago A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAW Diet --- ShirtlessStalker 23 points 5 years ago Got a popup for "le 9gagg army" and the rickroll youtube video started playing. Well done again. --- iAMtheJoe 46 points 5 years ago I voted for "Sierra Mist" --- deleted 27 points 5 years ago deleted --- Likes2PaintShit 8 points 5 years ago I think "Soda" would've been great. Her: Whatcha gonna get at the store? Him: Oh I dunno... probably get some Soda. Her: Oh ya? What kind? Him: Soda. Her: Which brand of soda? Him: There's only one fucking Soda! --- shickard 77 points 5 years ago 9/10 would buy --- deleted 206 points 5 years ago Don't you mean.... 9/11? --- velocity010 147 points 5 years ago Hitler/Hitler would gas again. --- analogkid01 31 points 5 years ago 8/8 --- Domango 106 points 5 years ago I really like Methamphetagreen for some reason. Edit: Spelling. It was a long night and I had lost control of all reason and sanity. --- AloeRP 19 points 5 years ago The site is down...did anyone screen shot it? --- OBrien 43 points44 5 years ago Hitler did nothing wrong" was by far the top, followed by a dozen variations of "Granny vagina juice" --- AloeRP 15 points 5 years ago That sounds delicious. --- DeaZZ 57 points 5 years ago mtn dew salutes the israeli mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11? --- OuttaSpec 16 points 5 years ago I'm pretty sure the best part is the scrolling "Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing three towers on 9/11" http://i.imgur.com/0kRwX.jpg --- zman0900 81 points 5 years ago Run this in firefox web console on the page to repeatedly vote for gushing granny. Or change entrant_id in url another number. var bb = new MozBlobBuilder(); bb.append("onmessage = function(e) { "); bb.append("postMessage('Starting...'); "); bb.append("while(1==1) { "); bb.append("var httpRequest = new XMLHttpRequest(); "); bb.append("httpRequest.open('GET', 'http://dubthedew.com/receive-vote/?entrant_id=914', false); "); bb.append("httpRequest.send(null); "); bb.append("postMessage('Status:' + httpRequest.status); "); bb.append(" }"); bb.append(" }"); var blobURL = window.URL.createObjectURL(bb.getBlob()); var worker = new Worker(blobURL); worker.onmessage = function(e) { console.log(e.data); worker.postMessage(''); --- Tanis_Nikana 10 points 5 years ago Status:200 is a success, I assume? Cause I know what 503 is. --- zman0900 9 points 5 years ago status codes --- cheesiepoofs 29 points 5 years ago what if they name it fapple because they don't know what "fapping" is --- sam_in_space 47 points 5 years ago and what if they name it Fapple because they know exactly what it mean? --- MaGiiK 202 points 5 years ago What're drinking? 'Hitler did nothing wrong' Uh okay >.> --- HeBoughtALot 255 points 5 years ago Can I get a vodka and Hitler did nothing wrong? --- deleted 295 points 5 years ago We'll call that cocktail the holocaust --- chibling 64 points65 5 years ago Shouldn't it be something to do with the Russians? Vodka+hitler? The Bunker or Stalingrad or ...? --- peon47 339 points 5 years ago I'll have a Russian Front, please. --- >>continue this thread Gao_tie 46 points 5 years ago What're drinking? 'Hitler did nothing wrong'. Yeah, I know. But what are you drinking? --- HolographicMetapod 30 points 5 years ago How the hell was someone from 4chan able to actually get into and edit their website to say "Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!" Also, is it fucked up that I laughed at that? You've gotta hand it to them, at-least they're creative. --- formfactor 7 points 5 years ago it's an HTML injection attack... Basically the admin didn't put a character limit on name submissions, so someone put in actual code for a submission, which client side browsers actually read and render... I'm not really a coder, but I think that's how it happens... --- deleted 44 points 5 years ago You know the website guys are just gonna mess with the code so it's "Fabulous Apple" or whatever. What I want to tell the marketing team right now. Edit: Woah I just had a thought, what if they did it on purpose, to get people paying attention? If so, damn, I'm impresssed. --- WhoRunsBarterTown 160 points 5 years ago This is why 4chan will always be funnier than reddit --- ogenki 173 points 5 years ago 4chan is like the kid in school that don't give a fuck about anything while Reddit is the kid that tries too hard to be smart and funny at the same time and is desperate for karma points. --- Haroldholt 24 points 5 years ago You got it wrong 4Chan is the kid in school that tricked other kids into doing something stupid, then sit back and watch the lulz unravel. --- mattmcegg 13 points 5 years ago the fact that 4chan is anonymous means it will always be funnier --- RmJack 8 points 5 years ago Hornet Nests are usually pretty funny, especially when someone kicks them, as long as you are watching from a safe distance. --- IAmTheGingaNinja 158 points 5 years ago Jews did 9/11 HAHAHA --- TheAtomicPlayboy 129 points 5 years ago Nice try, Mel Gibson. --- gaichu 21 points 5 years ago loving the new flying banner --- cheapdrinks 21 points 5 years ago Screenshot for people getting the 503 error --- Auntfanny 81 points 5 years ago Site is fake. Mountain Dew's website is much more professionally made than this (and can also handle the traffic). They are having a naming competition here. You can see the websites production values are to a much higher standard, --- harrybozack 14 points 5 years ago It's not fake, just run (poorly) by some obscure place called Villa Fresh Italian Kitchen located in NJ. Found it through FB which they posted about here. ---