!Who's doing group? --- agk's phlog 15 Feb 2021 @ 1530 --- written on OnePlus 2 drinking tea with Evy during ice storm --- I float everywhere in the hospital. I work child, adolescent, and adult. I work psych, dual diagnosis, and substance abuse. I work the covid unit. I do 1:1s. I don't learn my work assignment til I walk in and get covid screened. Assignments are posted on a print-out taped up by the time clock. "Where am I today?" I ask while the screener checks my forehead temp. "Looks like adolescent girls. Hot cheeto still over there?" I tap the time clock, department-transfer to adolescent girls, scan my fingerprint. "I honestly have no idea," I say. "Haven't been on adolescent girls for like a week." Sometimes whoever's looking at the schedule has gossip. "You missed the riot earlier. I don't envy you working over there." On the unit I take over obs. Our shift divvys up roles. "You want to do obs or group? Could you stay back with the ones that are unit restricted?" "How many are unit restricted? I didn't get a bedboard." "...three? We should order four trays in case hot cheeto turns up again."