I'm sorry about your dictionary. I took all the words out, leaving only blank pages. I was inspired, you see; a little crackle of imagination set my mind on fire, and I knew I had to make something wonderful. It's just like when poor Victor first loved the new man and then created him or Henry first dreamed of isolating and discarding evil. Well, not exactly like them. Mine turned out perfectly, at least so far. It'll stay that way, too. I'm naturally lucky, you know: the universe's favourite son. I stole all the words from your dictionary, like I said. I put them together so very carefully in such a beautiful structure, precariously balanced, just waiting to fall into sentence after sentenceâ¦â¦and it just sat there. I couldn't find the reason, until I took it apart. I put it back together, thinking of flowers and vines and jungles. I took it apart and put it back together thinking of steel and cities and skyscrapers. Finally I knew: dictionaries had all the words but none of the meanings. Thursday night when the moon was full, I took to the sky and flew over the whole world. I visited hundreds of thousands of people and, gliding in through their windows, reached down. I touched my finger to their temples, and from each person I took just one meaning. The meanings must have wanted to be with me, they came so easily into my hand when I called them, and lay in my grasp like pearls glowing with light to shame the moon. I hid each one in my sack and flew away fast, lest the light wake the sleeping man or woman or child. Most didn't lose anything important. Nobody actually needs to know what a durian is or what it means to wend. If there's a five year old girl who doesn't know what liver is, why, she'd thank me, if she had any idea what she was missing. For all the important ones I glided into hospitals to see the dying. The ones who wouldn't last the night had no more need of hope or faith or optimism. From the lunatic wing I took peace, tranquility, and contentment; their owners hadn't seen them in years anyway. From those who were waiting out the long weeks I took agony, pain, and fear all away. There was one woman, she was supposed to die in less than an hour: A wife, a mother of six. But she made a miraculous recovery, and now she doesn't know what love is. But that's a small price for science, a smaller price for something so beautiful. Don't you agree? I took away my little sack, filled to the brim with gleaming pearls, each as small as a grain of sand. I could feel them, all that sense and intentionality tinged with the lives that had built and illuminated them pulsing, thrumming like a great dynamo, waiting for its power to be tapped. I came home, and I pulled out a pearl, "corduroy" by chance. I was hoping for something more auspicious, but it didn't matter. it filled my hand with its weight and potential, filled my room with its light, and I threaded it onto its word. The two wove together, form and substance one animating the other, the other structure and composition to the first. So I spent the whole next day, joining syntax and sense together. They piled up into a mountain a thousand feet high in my bedroom. It was time. It would work, no doubt in my mind. Word by word, I started building a foundation, articles, conjunctions, prepositions, all the functional categories. Tier upon tier of closed classes a skeleton, structure, and strength. Layer on layer, nouns and verbs in lacy arrangements, sandwiched together, or stacked up high. It would live, it had to hold, the world could be no other way. I had no worry about grammaticality or sensicality, I followed my eye and my heart to make the most beautiful patterns, cascades of syllables that fell off the tongue leaving a rich flavour, sweet and complex. Finally, I had one more word to place on the pinacle. The crowning move was "perfection". It moved, animated with a life of its own. The whole language was now free, disembodied, no longer imprisoned by our minds and our bodies and our fleshy, wet tongues. It's the most beautiful thing I've imagined. I can hardly believe it's real. I'd hold it close to my breast and cry, tell it how sublime it is, if it only had a substance to hold. It doesn't, of course. I can feel it, but only as Braille moving over my hands, unbidden, caressing my body with stories and verses. It has no face I can see, but only words, printed on my eyes over everything I view, descriptions surpassing any mere reality I could see. It has a voice, though, it chants and whispers. I can listen, for once in my life there is nothing I must say. I've stayed in my room for days. I don't need food. I lie in my bed and dream awake, listening, feeling, and fading away until, in the space between syllables, I'll die. It's all I could hope for, I've finally found love.