1. ----------------------------------------------------
   ////
  /+L*7
   \-/ - Kick me in
 +--^--+   the nuts
||=====|\   for 20 bucks? ... ?
||=====||
||=====||
||=====||
(|-----|@
 |  !  |
 | / | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 %%% %%%%

2. ----------------------------------------------------
   ////                        
  /+L*7                      
   \-/ - Kick me in              
 +--^--+   the nuts              
||=====|\   for ...              
||=====||               >:(                       
||=====||                   I'll kick you 
||=====||                   in your nuts
(|-----|@                   for 20 bucks... heh,
 |  !  |                    heh, heh, ...
 | / | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 %%% %%%%

3. -----------------------------------------------------
   ////
  /+L*7                             
   \-/ - Well, I didn't actually
 +--^--+  mean that you should        
||=====|\   kick me... I was
||=====|| trying to make commentary
||=====||  on the coldness of this
||=====||   world and the heartless
(|-----|@    way that people seem
 |  !  |      to treat other pe...    >:(
 | / | |                                  Shut up! and
 | | | |                                  spread 'em!!!
 | | | |
 | | | |
 %%% %%%%

4. -----------------------------------------------------
\\||||||//                        >:(
= BAMN!! =  OOOOWWWWCHHHH!!!!!!       Take that
//||||||\\                            Capitalist!!!!

5. -----------------------------------------------------

One short period of recovery later ...

6. -----------------------------------------------------
   ////      
  /+L*7  
   \-/ - Kick me in
 +--^--+   the nuts
||=====|\   for 20 bucks? ... oh?
||=====||       ... it's you again ...
||=====||
||=====||
(|-----|@
 |  !  | 
 | / | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 %%% %%%%

7. ------------------------------------------------------
THE END ( ... of everything!!! )

----------------------------------------------------------    
LEGAL NOTE: These artworks are distributed under the terms of
a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives
4.0 International (CC BY-NC-ND 4.0)

You are free to:

Share - Copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format
        as long as you give me credit for my original work.

The licensor cannot revoke these freedoms as long as you follow the
license terms.

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/legalcode