[This story happened on 1 January 1989 BC. Read 
cakestory.txt for context.]

I am Pine Cake, a survivor of the 1989 BC tower 
collapse. I went up the tower at 9 AM. The views of 
polluted environment made it all the more beautiful. I 
spent the day hearing speeches and taking selfies. At 
4:30 PM I felt the building jolt around. We all didn't 
pay attention, it's probably just another M5.5 
earthquake. 

But the shaking lasted longer than expected but nobody 
cared. At 5:00 PM the building collapsed. I heard a 
bang of the  pillars collapsing and a moment later I 
has covered in a mound of debris. Even 1 minute after 
I was buried I still heard sounds of concrete crashing 
down.

The structure was 5 km high. I fell unconscious and 
woke up in a hospital 2 weeks later. It turns out I 
was buried under 30m of paper. My camera is fine, and 
I captured an image while falling but it was super 
blurry. One viral photo lost :( I could have gotten 10 
million likes on Cakegram and Cakebook.