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/ As you reach for the web, a venomous    \
| spider appears. Unable to pull your     |
| hand away in time, the spider promptly, |
| but politely, bites you. The venom      |
| takes affect quickly causing your lips  |
| to turn plaid along with your           |
| complexion. You become dazed, and in    |
| your stupor you fall from the limbs of  |
| the tree. Snap! Your head falls off and |
| rolls all over the ground. The instant  |
| before you croak, you hear the whoosh   |
| of a vacuum being filled by the air     |
| surrounding your head. Worse yet, the   |
\ spider is suing you for damages.        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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