Last night, I went to Dr. Zander's Centaurian Sunset Cantina. It
was my first time there, and I was amazed by the variety of
patrons from different times and places. There were cowboys,
pirates, knights, aliens, robots, and even a dinosaur. Everyone
was friendly and eager to share their stories and jokes. The
drinks were out of this world, literally. 

I had a Centaurian Sunset, which was a mix of orange juice and 
vodka (at least that's a close as I can describe it), and some 
exotic spice that made my tongue tingle.  The bartender, Dr. 
Zander himself, was a jovial man with  a white beard and a lab 
coat. He told me he was a retired physicist who had discovered 
a way to open portals to other dimensions. He decided to use 
his invention to create a bar where anyone could come and have 
a good time. 

He said he only allowed people who were friendly,
respectful, and willing to have fun. He said he had a strict
policy of no violence, no discrimination, and no harm. He said
he had a device that could detect any malicious intent and zap
it away. He said he also had a device that could erase any
memory of the bar from anyone who wanted to leave. He said he
did this to protect his patrons and his bar from any trouble. He
said he hoped I would come back again and bring some friends. I
said I would, and I meant it. It was the most amazing night of
my life.