Indestructible Nokia 3310 jokes

(Long) Nokia 3310's battery lasts few centuries.

At 2006, 16-year emo girl loses her Nokia 3310 that have 60% battery
charged. 60 years later at 2066, man builds his new home and he founds her
very old Nokia underground that she lost in 2006. She is now 76-year old
and she forgot about her first phone very long time ago. He turns on the
phone and Nokia still has 50% battery, considering no charger and battery
is now produced to this Nokia. Nokia can't call or send SMS because no one
uses 2G, everyone uses their 9G mobile phones. But he found and even
checked code of a few My Chemical Romance ringtones, few messages dated at
2006 and he could still play Snake on this ancient phone. He says: - "Wow!
60 years ago, there were indestructible, forever lasting phones and emo
subculture! I'm so lucky found this millennial-era phone!" He immediately
sold this phone on internet and he become a billionaire. That phone will
outlast Earth and Solar System.