I wish to become the unquestionable champion 
Unlike any gentlemem who had the pleasure to exist 
To encapsulate thine is my true task, 
To discipline thine is my enterprise,
I shall traverse this wide space,
My search conducted distantly and thoroughly, each of my portable 
atrocities 
To fathom 
Thine energy that exists within! 
Portable atrocities, must be mass-encapsulated! 
It is thine and I, I am certain that this is my fate, 
Portable atrocities, verily, thou art my greatest ally 
Within a planet that requires protection. 
Portable atrocities, must be mass-encapsulated! 
A vital organ so essential, 
Thine fearlessness shall carry ye to safe harbour, 
Thine shall Instruct me and I shall instruct thee, 
Portable Atrocities, must be mass-encapsulated! 
MASS-ENCAPSULATED! PORTABLE ATROCITIES! 
All trials that arise throughout my journey 
Will be met with my fortitude, 
To verily assault thine daily, 
To assert my deserved position. 
Join me in thy quest as the instant is correct, 
A greater party you shall not find, 
Hand in hand we shall triumph In this conquest. 
For that has always been our true goal. 
Portable Atrocities, 
must be mass-encapsulated, 
mass-encapsulated, 
PORTABLE ATROCITIES!