Fri Oct 13 04:22:58 UTC 2023 Some other SDF gopherposters have shared poetry, so in the spirit of being positive and productive, here's my second "real" poem. (What is real, what is art, What Et Al.) Performed three times, only once recorded, a true and honest autobiography and... The History of the Artist Explained (1) Oct 21-28, 2011 The very first poem I ever wrote That I was willing to admit to Was just after high school, in adult education. My creative writing teacher was a lovely pleasant older lady Who encouraged our vocation And our, shall we say, artistic tendencies. In one word: Masturbation. Well, we obliged her to the best of our ability Like Mark Twain's monkey: Vigorously. Gleefully. Enthusiastically. Whole-heartedly. And like everything else in that class, my poem was Half-truth, half-horseshit, mostly horseshit And not so much my own style, as it was the aping of an idol. Lawrence Ferlinghetti was his name And I thought of him like unto a god Even though it turns out like Bukowski He was just another sod. Of course he's still alive, so to say more Might be courting libel. That's always one of the risks you take When you topple them off the pedestal. Well, in between then and now I got older, sadder, a little bit wiser A whole lot angrier, more disgusted, less willing to compromise And one of the things I learned, besides that sometimes A poem really is better when it rhymes Is that to be honest, it has to come from the heart And I'm sure you can guess that first one weren't nothing of the sort. But this time the pressure built up like a pimple, it had to come out Somehow, or risk my head exploding. Even though I was still just imitating. Not a cry for help, but a shout out A middle finger of defiance Defending my corner of the universe. And that made all the difference, this time. So if everyone has one real true poem in them Then I'm proud to call that one -- Mine. (1) Yes, that's a reference. **