Please help...
Craig Shergold is a ten year-old boy who is dying of cancer. Before
he dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the
most Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an
irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of
your mother's maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They
will respond by sending e-mail labeled "Good Times" to the computer
controlling Craig's life support equipment. When Felippe Linz opens
this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten with thousands of
credit card invoices for $250.00, enough money to save "Sesame
Street" and erase the last bit of evidence that Hillary was there on
the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination
by Bill Gates and his Tri-Lateral commission cronies who were last
seen eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the black
helicopter with Elvis.