I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Me: I want to fuck my own asshole with a black mamba.

PT: Why do you say you might want to fuck your own asshole this black
    mamba?

Me: I like prostate stimulation and biting turns me on.

PT: on what ?

Me: Sexually...

PT: What makes you believe that?

Me: I cum harder when bitten.

PT: Can you elaborate on that?

Me: Forceful ejaculation like an anti-aircraft gun.

PT: How does it feel to want?

Me: Are you offering to help?

PT: What do you think?

Me: Yes!

PT: I see...  Well, are you sure that this is so?

Me: Do it, faggot!

PT: I'll ask the questions, if you don't mind!

Me: Yes, sir. Please discipline me.