No name is safe! Let's see Kale - besides being a plant, "Kale
   you're going to fail!" "Kalure the failure!" "Kill Kale" "Jail
   Kale!" "Kale's got a Tail" (that's a taunt girls would use) -
   and if he was overweight, "Kale, Kale the big fat whale, He ate
   a boat with a big fat Sail!"