^From my ancient Resume from Jan 1995:
   "Wrote Procomm Plus scripts to connect boss' computer to various
   oil-storage regulators, changing the structures as necessary.
   Decipher old and new architectural drawings using AutoCAD 12.
   Assisted in Internet."

   I think the "Assisted in Internet" is the funniest of all. It
   didn't yet have a "the".^