From my ancient Resume from Jan 1995:

   ''Wrote Procomm Plus scripts to connect boss' computer to
   various oil-storage regulators, changing the structures as
   necessary. Decipher old and new architectural drawings using
   AutoCAD 12. Assisted in Internet.''

   I think the ''Assisted in Internet'' is the funniest of all. It
   didn't yet have a ''the''.