Random Highlander smashes my computer with sledgehammer, every
   real and fictional person I ever encountered points their
   fingers at me simultaneously and says, GET A LIFE YOU LOSER! and
   emotionally compressed down to a complicated ball of infinite
   gravitational pull, I untangle myself in a great explosion of
   kamehameha! and destroy everything around me in a great
   expanding ball of energy! I feel the needle going into me.* I
   don't remember much after that until the shining square sun
   enters my vision and I look down at my hands and they are gone.
   Floating in front of me is a block of wool and some raw
   porkchops and lava surrounds me and that is when I know... I've
   finally arrived.