I got a book. Oldest book in the world. 2673 years old. 6 pages.
   Gold. Can't be worth much though. It's old. Gotta be out of
   date. Besides, it's in Etruscan. I don't think Google Translate
   does Etruscan. sigh. No good. Want
   it?[1]etruscan-gold-book-thracian-prayer-book1

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