When I was 20/21, I worked for a little print shop in my little
   town in NJ. I just got back from Hampshire College. Anyway, the
   owner was an 80+ yr old Italian-American named Armand Mirabelli.
   All day long, I'd listen to the radio that *he* liked, which was
   Rush Limbaugh and some other NYC old man shock talker. Anyway,
   the other shock talker he was friends with came down to the shop
   now and again. Nice as can be in person but a prick on the
   radio. It was a show.

   Anyway, you'd think, by all appearances, that he was as
   right-wing as it came. And, in many ways he was. But one thing
   that my boss, this shock talk guy and Henny Youngman (who would
   also come down to the shop sometimes) had in common is this:
   Their view on abortion.

   "It's her business. Doesn't matter what I think. I don't have a
   uterus."

   Simple as that.