Kenneth Udut, troublemaker, age 11. *My mother worked for the
   Prosecutor's Office: "District Attorney". *Law enforcement. I'm
   bored, visiting on a "Take Your Child To Work Day". So, I get on
   her computer and launched BASIC: C:\> *BASICA 10 for a = 1 to
   20000 20 sound a, 1 30 next a RUN Loudest thing I ever heard
   coming from a computer speaker. I loved it! Suddenly, people
   came RUNNING IN thinking an alarm was going off. I got yelled
   at. Mom wasn't happy. But I smiled inside because I MADE ALL
   THOSE GROWNUPS in suits and ties SCARED FOR THEIR LIVES.
   *yeah... I was always a little devilish :P