For Exxon though, it's not corporate greed in that case. A quick
   Excel calculation:

   $418,230,000,000 Exxon Market Cap
   0.0000022% $9000 is

   We're just jealous of their $418 trillion dollar market cap. But
   market cap is fickle stuff. It can 'tank' in a single bad day,
   so even _this_ comparison isn't entirely valid. A more valid
   comparison:
   83,600 People employed by Exxon.
   If that $9000 was divided equally (which it isn't of course, and
   more people work for Exxon that AREN'T included because of
   subcontracting),

   9000 / 83600 = 10.8 cents per person.

   You (the Meme implies a single person) = 1 person.

   9000 / 1 = $9000 per person.

   Still not a complete comparison but somewhat more accurate.

   Also, I don't have to get oil on my hands unless I'm cooking
   something. I* don't like corporate greed either but Meme usually
   mislead.