Beard looks awesome. But.. .I'm biased. Like me, you are able to
   grow an Epic Beard. Now, not all men can grow an Epic Beard. In
   fact, _most_ men cannot, judging by the number of, "Oh I wish I
   could grow my beard like you but..." and I get to hear tales of
   patchy spots on men's faces.

   Random men mind you. Walgreens. Supermarket. Parking lot.
   Apparently I look approachable like Jesus and people talk to me
   sometimes.

   Anyway, I'd keep it. If someone's on your case about trimming,
   buy a $17 Wahl trimmer, use the 3rd smallest setting to do the
   whole beard, then trim the edges with the 2nd smallest blade and
   you're DONE.

   Upkeep time: 5 minutes about every couple of weeks, or whenever
   someone bitches about the beard being scraggly.

   PS - I don't wear the beard for looks. I wear it because I hate
   shaving..