WAIT a second... maybe I -should- join a few of these lodges.
   drum up local business.... but... man then I'd have to SIT WITH
   REAL PEOPLE in a room. I dunno about that. Maybe if it was
   outdoors in the woods around a campfire with bongos playing and
   loincloths and chanting. Now THAT I could do, except for the
   mosquitos part.

   Why the loincloth? I dunno. Never wore one. I wear boring
   clothes. Never did facepaint. But I _was_ at a few drumming
   circles long ago, and they were a blast.