Once, someone made me a Kale Sandwhich. It used Kale leaves as
   the bread. Broiled in the oven. Krispy. melted cheese. Ham.

   It was strangely edible, once I got the Kale out from being
   stuck to the roof of my mouth, peeled it out and threw it away.

   I started coughing like a cat with a hairball.

   Still, the ham and cheese was good.