I knew it! Life is just a gigantic slimemold that began 9
   billion years ago and slithers its way across the planet and
   will continue to do so for however long and we're a marvelous
   part of it smile emoticon We're also special. It's good to be
   human; that monoanimal looks a mess.
   http://www.theonion.com/article/study-finds-earths-animals-one-giant-creature-brea-51274?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:Week1:Default