PERFECT! Add generators to all the speeches given that are
   merely talking ABOUT what we SHOULD do and have a storage
   battery in the back of the auditorium. Then, attach kinetic
   power generators to the seats so all the uncomfortable shifting
   in the chairs out of boredom and farting will generate even more
   power. [offer free coffee and sugar-free cakes beforehand for
   extra wind/kinetic energy generation capabilities].
   I like it.