Unfortunately, I am a victim of the language I was raised with.
   This lanuage, which we call English, or "murikan" lacks gender
   unspecific pronoun designations, forcing me to arbitrarily
   assign genders designations arbitrarily.

   I can only call upon the historical usage of said pronouns in
   which, at once time, the masculine gender identifier, which is
   "he" or "him" or "his", once long ago referred to all genders,
   specified and unspecified for it was believed that all humanity
   were a bunch of dicks, whether theirs were exposed or hidden due
   to a transdimensional error, where their peni were located in
   heaven, not suitable for our eyes here, yet carried with them in
   spiritual form nonetheless.