Now remember: If you're jealous that I'm a rabbledoodle, that's
   only because you're not a rabbledoodle, just a human. Don't be
   jealous. (besides - what he doesn't know, is that most women
   work pretty hard NOT looking like rabbledoodles - it'd blow his
   little mind if he found out most women are rabbledoodles in
   disguise and that the only real humans are kids like him) "