All great stories are discovered on the back of a cabbage leaf
   found in a chinese takeout spring roll but shredded and
   meticulously pieced back together over a period of months.... or
   scribbled on the back sides of the wooden stair treads leading
   to the basement but only discovered upon the final inspection
   before the description of the house. Skeletal remains of the
   author were found in a basement drainage overflow pipe.