The whirling colors: I love this! Here's a long story related to
   it: I went through a "church hopping" phase in my mid 20's for a
   few years - REAL intense like. I drove everybody NUTS :-) One of
   the things I did in that time was to go to a spirituality
   program every saturday for like 16 weeks for "lay ministers",
   set in a beautiful tree f...illed part of New Jersey, in a
   gorgeous church."