You know what I hate about people ranting? They just start
   ranting and never stop! And sometimes they don't get off the
   ground either. They just go on and on about this one singular
   thing, like it means anything. I mean, they're ranting, right?
   And I hate it right? And they start. And they should KNOW that I
   hate ranting, because I just said so, even if they didn't hear
   me say it before, WELL, they're HEARING IT NOW, and they should
   retroactively GET IT that I didn't ever want them ranting in the
   first place, because I HATE ranting and they should read my mind
   about that and you know, I just don't get why people don't can't
   just DO THAT! Furthermore, even if they DO get out of the
   starting gate in their ranting, well, they still can't read my
   mind. I mean, it PISSES ME OFF that they even started ranting in
   the first place! They should know - THEY KNOW that NOBODY
   OBVIOUSLY LIKES ranting. I mean I hate ranting, therefore, AS WE
   ALL KNOW, if _I_ hate ranting, EVERYBODY who is ANYBODY hates
   ranting just like I do, and anybody who DOESN'T HATE ranting,
   well, they're nobody aren't they, because they aren't me, and
   they don't agree with me. People who don't agree with me about
   hating ranting, well, they're just not people are they? On top
   of it, ranting just keeps going and going and going. It never
   really gets that far. And when it DOES go further, it just
   returns back around again to the beginning again ANYWAY, in this
   giant circle of RANT... and HATE, and well, I just RANT when
   people are HATING RANTING. In fact, I HATE people who hate
   ranting! People who hate ranting just don't understand the value
   that ranting about hate has. And hating ranting, well, that's
   just rantful. It's also hateful! Plus, I just HATE HATE! Why, I
   hate hate so much that I hate hating! How can I hate hate? I
   have no idea! I mean, if I'm hating hating aren't I just hating
   myself? And I just want to RANT about hating myself. Hating
   myself is why I rant in the first place. I mean, it makes sense
   that I have so much to say about it. I mean, I know myself but I
   don't want to take CREDIT for hating so I rant about it and I
   project it on other people. And I HATE people who project
   themselves onto other people and blame them for EVERYTHING. Just
   hating hate ranting about ranting... GRRR... ...it just makes me
   want to rant about it. Maybe I'll do that one day.     ^ ps that
   was humor - enjoy - I'm rather proud of it tongue emoticon -
   just for u guys [best response: "That was such beautiful
   satirical ironic hypocritical sarcastic rant I've ever heard....
   Thank you dude"