Come to think of it, I _think_ somewhere along the line I became
   an online children's clown. Like 1/2 my followers Vine are kids
   and I have 12,000 followers - so that's like, 6000 kids and 6000
   adults? I dunno - But I love the thumbs up and "Hey you're
   smart". Honestly, i never expected anybody to follow me but
   heck, it's nice to have an audience, and sometimes I can give
   out "man rules" and life tips and crap. "You are the internets
   answer to bill Nye the science guy...or better...Mr. Wizard" ==
   That's awesome! I always figured if I had kids, I'd be one of
   those dads who'd be like, "And scientifically this is what
   happens, although they don't really know why _this_ part happens
   just yet". Actually that's what I do now come to think of it
   tongue emoticon The moths stay dry thing always stuck with me,
   as did cooking a hot dog in an electric socket.
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