Challenge for fun: What is the most pompous-sounding,
   quasi-Philosophical statement you can make that is ultimately
   illogical or incorrect or commits one or more fallacies that you
   could easily use to convince a good portion of the population
   that they should consider you really quite smart indeed? NOTE:
   Even though it _might_ also be provably correct, it _must_
   primarily also be provably incorrect, invalid, unsound, or any
   kind of 'un" or "in" as it were.
   Good luck! You have: [varied time] mins to complete this
   assignment. Multiple submissions are preferred. Maximize output.
   WARNING: No copying other people's work, dead or alive.