t's not a party I'd go to even if I was invited. I went to two
   cocktail parties in my life. Shoulder to shoulder, low coffee
   tables. I couldn't hear anything with all the talking and the
   wall-to-wall people put me in sensory overload or something. No,
   my elite snobbery is expressed solely online and I usually leave
   a forum (club) online when they begin to accept me as a regular.