You ask me to debate a fictional scenario that doesn't even
   exist, based upon an old joke that goes AT LEAST back to the
   1980s (I can pull up references to older versions of the joke
   with different actors) - and expect me to treat it seriously? I
   can't. == I saw a old joke that was dumb the first time I heard
   it about somebody else (I think it was about communism and it
   had a Russian dude's name when it was the Soviet Union) - some
   kind of anti socialist / pro USA thing. It was dumb then, it was
   dumb again when I saw a youtube video showing Reagan 'teaching a
   class' about socialism to an obama character and it was trying
   to how how obamacare was wrong or something like that... ..and
   it's dumb here. ==