Sting? Laden? Are you dishing out the soup of truth in a ladle?
   What kind of soup of truth are you ladling out? I find several
   soups to be quite pleasant, although I have yet to eat truth
   soup. == if someone comes at me with a fist or a sword, i must
   defend myself or I get hurt. The person coming after me is
   attacking me, unless I struck first, in which case they can call
   it a defense. == If I was constructed of words, then words that
   offended me would be considered an attack. But, I am not
   constructed of words. == I'm not any different than anybody else
   who sits behind their computers typing on the Internet, except
   I'm here and they're there. == It's likely I'm following my
   normal script. This very comment is likely part of the same
   script. I don't consider observation of such self-depreciation
   in the least, but simple self-awareness. = It's not my job to
   entertain you, Gary. I'm here because I want to be. Why you're
   here? Not my problem.   =