^From low to high: Cadet, Captain, The General, The President,
   the King, the Aliens, God. God controls us with invisible
   strings, our arms and our brains. But the Devil can snatch the
   strings and make us do bad things or think bad thoughts. The
   Devil is 10 feet taller than God, though, and he can beat God,
   and the Devil makes the clouds, while Mother Nature makes the
   rain and the sun.^