when I was learning Russian, I couldn't help myself. I ordered a
   "learn Russian curses" homemade CD from eBay for $5.00. It was
   one of the funniest CD's I ever owned. Some Russian kid
   (couldn't have been a day over 14 years old) put it together and
   actually did a decent job. I'd write out a couple of them for
   you, but I don't wanna get kicked off of FB either :-) (okay -
   one - don't say it to a Russian man - pa-shOLE NAH-huwee - it
   means f_-_ u) - one of the worst, but there were a few dozen.
   Very funny CD. "