Make it happen, Beau. Shouldn't be too hard. My brother, who has
   a 'droid, downloaded an amazing app that you talk to, she talks
   back to you. She answers your questions, "How many milse from
   the earth to the moon?" etc - speaks the answers, makes phone
   calls, composes emails - ties it all together. Turning your
   webcam into a motion sensor is simple enough - you just need a
   couple of macros to tie it all together. "