^Has your father passed on, or were you not close, or you never
   had one or bored with your current one? ADOPT A FATHER today.
   Find a mentor, a father-figure - find someone to look up to, or
   to be a pal. He can be real, or he can be fictional or
   historical. He think differently - he may act different - but
   that's just what you need - diversity - so you grow. ADOPT A
   FATHER today! Happy Father's Day!^