Heather, THIS is why I love you so much! Straightforward,
   no-nonsense - "Here's the deal, Ken" - Psychic - okay, I can
   play diplomat (which requires some psychic abilities) -
   empathetic - yes, I feel your pain, and your pain, and YES, even
   yours too -- sympathetic - yes, I understand you - and a money
   magnet... oh, oh... crapola -- *boom* FAIL :: doom :: "