^I just overhead another response to my "be a hypocrite! don't
   be scared!" on another network that made me stop, ponder, then
   laugh when i 'caught the joke':

   "I love the Hypocrite, but only if its me."

   Confused for a second, I thought, "man, its okay only if he's
   the hypocrite - What a hypocri.... Ohhhhh!!!!!"^