lol - i actually never saw any toy storys, except in bits and pieces here and there, but i liked the parts I saw. I was going to say 'does food look forward to you eating it ot does it scream?' but that's been done so many times ;) I once read a story scifi story where they claimed that grass screamed when you cut it, but it was at such a high pitch we can't possibly hear it. Even as a kid I knew it didn't - but the thought was somewhere between creepy and entertaining and funny. "