Tools used: (all free): spotify for the music - vibraphone
   boogie by Mr. Scruff, audacity for the recording,
   "text-to-voice" add on for Firefox (the voice - notice the
   British accent?), "Switch" by NCH Software to convert WAV to
   MP3, soundcloud.com for the music upload/share with facebook
   feature and Pam Costa for posting a joke from
   @TheHusbandChronicles and finally, a little male-to-male
   headphone cable to plug my headphone output into my microphone
   input. Total time spent: 20 minutes. "