Why did the math student cry after he dropped his book?
Because he crunched all the numbers.

Why was the woman excited to have a sword fighter moving in next door?
Because good fencers make good neighbors.

Why did the cemetary caretaker hate working during earthquakes?
He didn't like the graveyard shift.

Why did the knights use each other's swords during their fight?
They got their squires crossed.




NOTE: These are all very funny and good jokes.