A collection of Pinky and the Brain quotes: Win Big B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? Where Rodents Dare B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night? Battle for the Planet B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Wuh, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels. Pavlov's Mice B:Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky? P:Uh, yeah Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size? Opportunity Knox B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... ooh, it's all to much for me. Jockey for Position B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Wuh, I think so, Brain but isn't Regis Philbin already married? Bubba Bo Bob Brain B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so. Spell-Bound B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? P:Sure, Brain, but ho are we going to find chaps our size? Puppet Rulers B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss. The World Can Wait B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu. When Mice Ruled the Earth B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendancy to ride up so. Brain Meets Brawn B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them. The Helpinki Formula B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking.I mean, what wound the children look like. Meet John Brain B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp. Cranial Crusader B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish. Das Mouse B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time. Of Mice and Man B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent. Tokyo Grows B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union. That's Smarts B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Yes, I am. Pinky and the Fog B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's girls, isn't it? Where No Mouse Has Gone Before B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby. Don't Tread on Us B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni. Brainania B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime. TV or Not TV B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miricle that this one grew back. Napoleon Brainaparte B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so Brain, but the first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you? A Pinky and the Brain Christmas B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what? Snowball B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"? Around the World in 80 Narfs B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? P:Well I think so, Brain, but "snort" no, no, it's too stupid. Mouse of La Mancha B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical? The Third Mouse B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons? It's Only a Paper World B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks. Collect .em All B:Are you pondering what im pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers? Pinkasso B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if you replace the "P" with an "O" my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it? Plan Brain from Outer Space B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Oooh, I think so, Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarana? Robin Brain B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent? The Mummy B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo? The Pink Candidate B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues? Brain's Song B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but we're already naked. Welcome to the Jungle P:Brain, are you pondering what I'm pondering? B:We eat the box? A little Off the Top B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it? Megalomaniacs Anonymous B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, NARF, but don't camels spit a lot? The Maze B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants Brinky B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean can we trust him? Hoop Schemes B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but why wound Peter Bogdanovich? Leave it to Beavers B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that's small called a gherkin? Brain Noir B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies. Pinky & the Brain... and Larry B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so Larry, and um, Brain, but how will we get seven dwarves to shave their legs. Say What Earth B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but calling it a pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking? My Feldmans, My Friends B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella? All You Need is Narf B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance won't the lima beans feel left out? This Old Mouse B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer? Funny, You Don't Look Rhennish B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland? The Pinky Protocol B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks? Mice Don't Dance B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? Brain Drained B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow. Brain Acres B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice? Calvin Brain B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh that's unsanitary. Pinky Suavo B:Pinky Suavo, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? Sigh. I do not know. T.H.E.Y. B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly. The Real Life B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Yes, Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle? Brain's Way B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants? A Pinky and the Brain Halloween B:Snowball, are you pondering what I'm pondering? S:Oh, Brain, I certainly hope so. Brainy Jack B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence. Big in Japan B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai? You Said a Mouseful B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby. Bah Wilderness B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but scratching just makes it worse. Pinky at the Bat B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape? Broadway Malady B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue? Brainie the Pooh B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Umm, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan? The Melancholy Brain B:Pinky, art thou pondering that which I am pondering? P:Me thinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty? Inherit the Wheeze B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn? Brain's Night Off B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom? The Family that Narfs Together, Poits Together B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks? Pinky' Turn B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour why did the Howells bring all their money? Dangerous Brains B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel. What Ever Happened to Baby Brain B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Elanore Roosevelt wear that spooky mask? The Pinky P.O.V B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong? Brain Food B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P:Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds are slim, Brain. B:True. P:I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering? B:To my knowledge, never. P:Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering? B:Next to nil. P:Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too. B:Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering. P:Poit, I guess I am.