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|~dayjob me,              |Welcome to Suck-IT Corp. |
|derping some serious     |Could not load .profile: |
|sysadmin stuff...        |724 syntax errors in file|
|                         |luser$ format c:         |
|  _.-----,_              |format not found         |
|/  __   __ \             |luser$ whatis love       |
|| (' ) ( ') .     _______|love: nothing appropriate|
| \          |    /\______|luser$ wc .profile       |
|  ^ (_\_    |   //   --- |    2   6  35 .profile   |
|  |\'      /   //   /  / |luser$ ping 127.0.0.     |
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|_  | < awesomely typed   |(arg: 1) ping 127.0.0.   |
| __|           finger    |                         |
|   *MIS(S)CLICK*         |                         |
|(@)|_____________________|                         |
|Esc|||F1|||F2|||F3|||F4|||                         |
|___\|/__\|/__\|/__\|/__\|| -a wild prompt appears- |
| |||1 |||2 |||4 |||5 |||6|                         |
|_\|/__\|/__\|/__\|/__\|/_|                         |
|>  |||Q |||W |||E |||R |||                         |
|___\|/__\|/__\|/__\|/__\||                         |
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|    O _                  |(arg: 11) ping 127.0.0.  |
| O '-.. `.               |                         |
|/  \   '  |              |                         |
|.   `.    /              |                         |
| `._ _.-'\               |                         |
|          \              |                         |
|           \      _______|                         |
|         |\ \    /\______|                         |
|*reclick*| \|\  //   --- |                         |
|         p  | \//   /  / |                         |
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| *hitting all the keys*  |luser$ ping 127.0.0.aaaaa|
|     ^?                  |aaaaaa                   |
|           a      \s     |ping: 127.0.0.aaaaaaaaaaa|
|  ^M      .              |host not found           |
|  _.-----,_     ^[  entf |luser$                   |
|/  __   __ \             |                         |
|| (' ) ( ') . \t  _______|                         |
| \          |    /\______|                         |
|  ^ (_\_    |   //   --- |                         |
|  |\'      /   //   /  / |                         |
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|    \  | /               |luser$ ping 127.0.0.aaaaa|
|   - (~~) - < l'ight bulb|aaaaaa                   |            
|      E]                 |ping: 127.0.0.aaaaaaaaaaa|
| _.-----,_               |host not found           |
|/ `.    ,"'\             |(arg: 12) echo fffffff   |            
|| ( o)  ( o).            |                         |
| \          |     _______|                         |
|  ^  _  -   |    /\______|                         |
|  |\ )`----/    //   --- |                         |
|    / ,-=='    //   /  / |                         |
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|           MMPFFFFFTCHHCH|luser$ ping 127.0.0.aaaaa|
| ___.---_       CHCHCHPPF|aaaaaa                   |
|/ ^__  _^\   TTCHCHHCHHHH|ping: 127.0.0.aaaaaaaaaaa|
| (__')(__')  PPPPPFFFTTCH|host not found           |
|^'--' '---^     CHHCHPFT |luser$ echo fffffffuuuuuu|
| \-."".".'|              |uuuuuu                   |
|| '   '   !       _______|fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu      |
|\`.      /       /\______|luser$                   |
|    *click*     //   --- |                         |
|      u  *click*/   /  / |                         |
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|   *troll mode engaged*  |luser$ ping 127.0.0.aaaaa|
|   _.-------....____     |aaaaaa                   |
|  /  __.--===-._.-. )    |ping: 127.0.0.aaaaaaaaaaa|
| / < =O==)   \o==   (    |host not found           |
|/^_.-._.'_( __`)  ^ ,`,  |luser$ echo fffffffuuuuuu|
|(  )[_][_]_]_]_L_L/ ))|  |uuuuuu                   |
|`\` \_][_]-,-,_ _< '/____|fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu      |
|  '-.    '-'-;_|_/ /\____|(arg: 999999) wall -g all|
|     `-._         //   --|                         |
|         `-.____.//   /  |                         |
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|fffffffffffffffffffffffff|uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu|
|fffffffffffffffffffffffff|uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu|
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|                         | ~el whole office space  |
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| \' \    ==|/'""\\ L O L |_[__]_ _[__]_ _[__]_ _[__|
|  '-._'    \\    Y ______|| LL | | LL | | LL | | LL|
|       '.===\\___A/\_____|  O FU2  o FAP  O FUUU 0 |
|             `---//   ---|_[__]_ _[__]_ _[__]_ _[__|
|                //   /  /|| LL | | LL | | LL | | LL|
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