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| Visiting Istanbul...    |           *cluck*       |
|    ______    AA         |    ______      *cluck*  |
|   /-.__.-\  //_\   (   /|   /-.__.-\       *cluck*|
|-==.______.==-| |   !   ||-==.______.==-           |
| / _=-  -=_ \ |=|.'   `.|| / _=-  -=_ \   [o ]     |
| |-{//)-{//}-.| |][] [][|| |-{//)-{//}-.   /       |
|  \ /######\ || | _.-._ ||  \        * |  /        |
|   ^\_  w  / || |'|   |'||\/ ^         | /         |
|   |\ `"""' / | |-------|| \_|\       /_B          |
|     `-..--'             |     `-..--'             |
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|      ______             |   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|     /-.__.-\            |_______[CHECK IN]_______ |
|  -==.______.==-         |,  @  @       _,-----._  |
|   /          \          |   L  L     /\\\\ //// \ |
|   |-{//}={//}-.         |23 24 25   . (o_) (o_) | |
|    \          |         |,  ,  @    |          /  |
|     ^ .-.__S) |         |      L    |    __   ^   |
|     /\ _.E   /*BING*    |33 34 35    \  '  ` /|   |
|     `-' _q_-'  *BING*   |@  @  ,  _q_ '--..-'     |
|    ( ( '===' ) )*BING*  |L  L    '==='            |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|    ______               |_______[CHECK IN]_______ |
|   /-.__.-\              |,  ,  @       _,-----._  |
|-==.______.==-           |      L     /\\\\ //// \ |
| / _=-  -=_ \            |23 24 25   . (o_) (o_) | |
| |-{//)-{//}-. ONE       |,  ,  @    |          /  |
|  \      (") | R-O-O-M   |      L    |    __   ^   |
|d  ^         | PLEASE!   |33 34 35    \  '  ` /|   |
|'__|\       /            |@  @  ,  _q_ '--..-' /   |
|     `-..--'             |L  L    '===' "--@3--    |
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|                         |   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|    ______               |_______[CHECK IN]_______ |
|   /-.__.-\    DO        |,  ,  @       _,-----._  |
|-==.______.==- YOU       |      L     /\\\\ //// \ |
| / _=-  -=_ \  HAVE      |23 24 25   . (o_) (o_) | |
| |-{//)-{//}-. WIRELESS  |,  ,  @    |          /  |
|  \     (  ) | LAN???    |      L    |    __   ^   |
|   ^         |           |33 34 35    \  '  ` /|   |
|   |\       /  __        |@  @  ,  _q_ '--..-'     |
|     `-..--'--/ /        |L  L    '==='            |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|    ______               |_______[CHECK IN]_______ |
|   /-.__.-\              |,  ,  @       _,-----._  |
|-==.______.==-           |      L     /\\\\ //// \ |
| / _=-  -=_ \            |23 24 25   . (o_) (o_) | |
| |-{//)-{//}-.           |,  ,  @    |          /  |
|  \       -==<WI-PFFFI?!?|      L    |    __   ^   |
|   ^         |  __       |33 34 35    \  /  ) /|   |
|   |\   __  /  / /       |@  @  ,  _q_ '--..-'     |
|   \.---B  '--'_/        |L  L    '===' siktir lan!|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|              ZigBee LAN?|   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|    ______  You must be  |_______[CHECK IN]_______ |
|   /-.__.-\  mistaken!   |,  ,  @       _,-----._  |
|-==.______.==- That would|      L     /\\\\ //// \ |
| / _=-  -=_ \   be a PAN!|23 24 25   . (o_) (o_) | |
| |-{//)-{//}-.           |,  ,  @    |          /  |
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|   ^      r  |           |33 34 35    \  /! ' /|   |
|    \       /  __        |@  @  ,  _q_ '--..-'     |
|     `-..--'--/ /        |L  L    '===' SIKTIR LAN!|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|            I think you  |   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|    ______ mean ZyXEL LAN|_______[CHECK IN]_______ |
|   /-.__.-\              |,  ,  @       _,-----._  |
|-==.______.==-           |      L     /\\\\ //// \ |
| / _=-  -=_ \           !|23 24 25   . {~o} {@}< | |
| |-{//)-{//}-. *scan*    |,  ,  @    |   ^      /  |
|  \          |  *scan*   |      L    |    .-'\ ^   |
|   ^  _   r  |  __ *scan*|33 34 35    \  /! ' /|   |
|    \ )`----/  / /       |@  @  ,  _q_ '--..-'     |
|     / ,==-'--'_/        |L  L    '==='            |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| Err...nope!             |   ~ Hotel Bosporus ~    |
|  _________________      |_______[CHECK IN]________|
| | _____[###]_____ |     |-------------------------|
| ||:.Turkcell {9%]||     |-------------------------|
| ||---------------||     |-------------------------|
| ||Every 1s:iw dev||     |-------------------------|
| || scan|grep SSID||     |< Rude! )----------------|
| ||SSID: <null>   ||     |-------------------------|
| ||SSID: ErdoLAN  ||     |-------------------------|
| ||SSID: IsLANbul ||     |-------------------------|
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| Hmm, I wonder...        |                         |
|  _________________      |      ______             |
| | _____[###]_____ |     |     /-.__.-\            |
| ||:.Turkcell {7%]||     |  -==.______.==-         |
| ||---------------||     |   / `'., ///"\ FFFFF    |
| || [searx.xyz/?] ||     |   |-{//}-{//}-. FFFF    |
| ||Did you mean:  ||     |    \ ' /VVV\  | FFFF    |
| ||"siktir lan"   *touch*|     ^ / .~  \ | FFUU    |
| ||Siktir - DeepL .--.---|     |\`\^^^^// UUUUU    |
| ||https://deepl((* ]|:  |       `-..--' UUUUUU    |
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