How to make a Lazy Sam
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Requires:
+ Orange Juice
+ Vodka (I use Tito's)
+ Miller High Life
  If you want to use a good beer, Ballast Point Longfin
  or New Glarus Totally Naked would probably be good, but
  just drink the good beer, and use macro shit for this.

Put 5 ice crubes in a pint glass. Add a hefty shot, maybe two
of vodka, and fill to half by volume with orange juice. Stir, 
then add the beer until the glass is full. Push the ice to the
bottom and let it float back up, then enjoy.