COWBOY JACK CLEMENT'S RULES FOR BAND MEMBERS

1. Be alert.
 
2. Be on time.
 
3. Don't bring or invite anyone.
 
4. Don't talk about your troubles.
 
5. Don't mention the words "earphones", "headphones", "cans", 
   "earmuffs" or the like.
 
6. Be quiet when the Cowboy is speaking.
 
7. Don't be timid or shy with your playing.
 
8. Have a good day.
 
9. Listen.
 
10. Remember that it only takes three minutes to cut a hit record.