-=> % HUMOR does not exist. <=-
-=> --help <=-
-=> -a Writing is like masturbation. You just have to let yourself go on a piece of paper. <=-
-=> -my moms weenor is bigger than your dads weenor.. <=-
-=> ....And i shall trn tour eyes info tears. <=-
-=> 10 GOTO 10 <=-
-=> :: Jim B :: <=-
-=> A grenade in a French kitchen would result in Linoleum Blownapart. <=-
-=> AL ROKER ATE ME! <=-
-=> Always practice safe hex <=-
-=> And then they LEAP! off the tree branches and ride the shitball down to Earth! <=-
-=> Anyone who writes no oneliner should be shot. <=-
-=> At the end of this oneliner lies happiness <=-
-=> Bartenders do it till you barf <=-
-=> Beat on the brat with a baseball bat <=-
-=> Dropping out what do actually moving to donate to look for emitions <=-
-=> Fake it till you make it <=-
-=> GoogleBye Facebook! Welcome back SDF! <=-
-=> Grease is the way we are feeling. <=-
-=> Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? <=-
-=> Hello, I Am A Martian Where Is Your Toliet I Mean Refresher. <=-
-=> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? <=-
-=> How to quit? <=-
-=> I am nothing and I should be everything. <=-
-=> I dont know what your problem is, but I ll bet it is hard to pr0nounce. <=-
-=> I hate that computers cant cook steaks <=-
-=> I like it to cry in the ocean, because my tears appear to be small there <=-
-=> I think you could use a nice third party cookie. <=-
-=> I want a good education and a guy who really loves me! <=-
-=> IT BURNS! THE GOOGLE DO NOTHING! <=-
-=> Ich habe nie mit Steinen auf Menschen geschmissen, nur auf Polizisten <=-
-=> If it weren^t for C, we^d all be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. <=-
-=> If you ate today, thank a farmer -Charlene <=-
-=> If you try to think like an idiot, you will. <=-
-=> Im a PC, but I like SDF more. <=-
-=> Is oneliner sentient? <=-
-=> Java programmers do it with a method. <=-
-=> Kate will never go home again. <=-
-=> MTW rules too! <=-
-=> My name is Smalldick <=-
-=> Never date a girl who like horses! You can never please em. <=-
-=> Nothing Happens. <=-
-=> Our future is in our jeans. <=-
-=> Oy, SMJ! <=-
-=> SDF - Sicherheitsrost Drehachse Flaechenstichprobenverfahren .. est 1990 <=-
-=> SDF - Spade Diamondback Franks .. est 2002 <=-
-=> SDF - Super Dimensional Fortress .. est 1987 <=-
-=> SDF - Super Duper Fun! .. est 1955 <=-
-=> SDF rulez <=-
-=> Safety. <=-
-=> Satisfaction came in a chain reaction <=-
-=> Say what one more time, mutherfucka, I dare ya! <=-
-=> Sirius bites the kobold zombie. The kobold zombie is killed! <=-
-=> Tell someone about SDF today! <=-
-=> The Matrix has you. <=-
-=> The United Nations peacekeeping force could hamper the war effort. <=-
-=> The future is bloated. <=-
-=> The reality is always more complex than your shitstorm wants to suggest. <=-
-=> There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. <=-
-=> There is no fucking Satan, no Odin hence no God <=-
-=> This makes hardcore easier. <=-
-=> Todays America renders parody redundant. <=-
-=> Tomorrow never knows. <=-
-=> Try to spend the next 30 seconds not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear. <=-
-=> Views are here, wish you were great! <=-
-=> Wanted to buy: a dream. <=-
-=> Welcome to my sneak attack. <=-
-=> Why do this when you can be doing something else? <=-
-=> Widescreens are crap. <=-
-=> Would Optimus Prime buy life insurance or car insurance? <=-
-=> You are beautiful. <=-
-=> You make the rockin world go round! <=-
-=> You should NEVER spell TECO tico. <=-
-=> Your ideas are cool and you should go and make them real. <=-
-=> are you captain warlord butt cheese? --- parse that! <=-
-=> click all links marked nsfw <=-
-=> fnord. <=-
-=> i cant make a difference and i dont want to try <=-
-=> i miss aeoe <=-
-=> ik leer al mijn talen van de overspraakstoringsvissen <=-
-=> magb <=-
-=> me too. me too. <=-
-=> newtype (sjhs) (thrillse) xid widboy <=-
-=> one line is not enough <=-
-=> poet, are you poetic by nature? <=-
-=> sh: Cannot determine current working directory <=-
-=> shucks <=-
-=> start hallucination <=-
-=> there is no sentence <=-